Prayers from Kids... Awesome!

These are too great not to share...


Dear God,
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother. -Larry

Dear God,
I think about you sometimes even when I'm not praying. -Elliott

Dear God,
If you watch in Church on Sunday I will show you my new shoes! -Mickey D.

Dear God,
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't you just keep the ones you got? -Jane

Dear God,
I bet it is very hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. -Nan

Dear God,
If we come back as something please don't let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate her. -Denise

Dear God,
In bible times did they really talk that fancy? -Jennifer

Dear God,
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that ok? -Neil

God,
I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the bible. Love, Chris

Dear God,
Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year. -Peter

Dear God,
If you let the dinosaur not extinct we would not have a country. You did the right thing. -Jonathan

Dear God,
Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now. -Ginny

Dear God,
I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions. -Ruth M.

Dear God,
I am American. What are you? -Robert

Dear God,
We read that Edison made light, but in Sunday School they said you did it. So I bet he stole your idea. Sincerely, Donna

Dear God,
If you give me genie lamp like Alladin, I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set. -Raphael


Kids truly say the "darndest things."